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Kirk Cousins

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It has been reported that Kirk Cousins spreadsheets his entire day, from waking up to sleepy time.  In 10 minute increments. Jesus. Seriously? Well, if this is true, and it sounds like it is, we know Kirk Cousins’ Goby.  Well, we may not know his entire Goby spectrum, but we sure as heck know his primary color: Yellow.  24 Yellow.  Like, if he was any more Yellow, he would be a banana. Yellow people are also called Organizers. And Kirk is one of them. And I wouldn’t want a Yellow quarterback on my team.  I am serious.  I could have...

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